Photo by S. Jackman on Flickr.
I don’t know if this sort of thing is out there on the blogs anywhere at all, but this morning while I was semi-conscious and lying in my bed, it occurred to me that I will never say the words, “My daughter” or “My son”. I don’t admit this to expose my regret or resentment over this fact; I have long since come to terms with not having any children, but it started me thinking about some other things I will never say. This list should reveal more about me than anything else I could tell you. Of course, since it is I who am dreaming this up, I’ve created a list more for its humourous value than for any poignancy…
So, this is my first homegrown Meme. I’m tagging Michelle, Scott, Linda,Jen, Fenny and Cameron, Gorilla Bananas
Here in random order: 10 things you’ll never hear me say:
1. I’m going outside for a smoke.
2. Put another steak on the barbeque for me.
3. I got those WWF tickets!
4. I’ll load up the Hummer.
5. Crank up that Motorhead.
6. I can’t wait to watch “The View”.
7. Look at my new fur coat.
8. Let’s do some belly shots!
9. Just throw those boxes in the garbage.
10. We’re going bungee-jumping! Woo hoo!