Here’s a repeat of an old post from earlier this year. It was popular at the time and I just know that my current regular readers are going to get a kick out of reading this and coming up with their own. Enjoy!
I don’t know if this sort of thing is out there on the blogs anywhere at all, but this morning while I was semi-conscious and lying in my bed, it occurred to me that I will never say the words, “My daughter” or “My son”. I don’t admit this to expose my regret or resentment over this fact; I have long since come to terms with not having any children, but it started me thinking about some other things I will never say. This list should reveal more about me than anything else I could tell you. Of course, since it is I who am dreaming this up, I’ve created a list more for its humourous value than for any poignancy…
So, this is my first homegrown Meme. I’m tagging whoever among you wants to do it.
Here in random order: 10 things you’ll never hear me say: